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Better Late Than Never, CDC

 

Despite zombies being so 2000 and late, the CDC got in on the hot undead action recently with this informative post about Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness 101. According to the post, “If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak.” Consider yourselves comforted by the status quo, uninfected ones!

We are so screwed. Thanks, Japan.

Better start sucking up to our future robot overlords now, while they still tolerate our inferior human pop culture conventions.

Beasts and Our Future

I just checked today’s snail mail. In addition to several expected bills, I also received a full color glossy fold out pamphlet for an upcoming seminar in my area.  I assume they were going for the whole “terrifying creatures spawned by Hell” thing, but come on. Don’t tell me the artist who Photoshopped these kick ass beasties together hasn’t dabbled in his/her fair share of D&D. A tri-headed cheetah with wings!? Seriously… Hey, who snuck in the average, non-winged bear? The art department must have blown their whole budget on the horned dragon sea creature thing and had to use some stock image to finish off the masterpiece.

The end is nigh, and filled with Bite +20 Winged Lions