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You Are In The Future

I probably enjoy this a lot more than I should.

Get to a solid 10% Catroulette ratio, I'm sold

So by now, you’ve probably heard of or tried out this newfangled ChatRoulette that everyone is ranting and raving about. I myself have yet to participate, mainly due to my perv and griefer aversions. The prospect of being wildly amused by inebriated and herbally enlightened gentlefolk in a variety of dorm room locales is tempting, as is the possibility of meeting a furry representative from the rapidly expanding cat community that has taken so kindly to the service. The rather likely encounters with “SHOW UR BOOBS TO SAVE THE WORLD” signs and individuals enjoying carnal delights with vegetation and stuffed animals, on the other hand, are not at all appealing.

This video is a charming (mostly) SFW introduction to the bizarre, outrageously popular  (at least for now) ChatRoulette phenomenon. For a more in depth first-hand account complete with insightful social commentary, check out Sam Anderson’s well written essay.

Beasts and Our Future

I just checked today’s snail mail. In addition to several expected bills, I also received a full color glossy fold out pamphlet for an upcoming seminar in my area.  I assume they were going for the whole “terrifying creatures spawned by Hell” thing, but come on. Don’t tell me the artist who Photoshopped these kick ass beasties together hasn’t dabbled in his/her fair share of D&D. A tri-headed cheetah with wings!? Seriously… Hey, who snuck in the average, non-winged bear? The art department must have blown their whole budget on the horned dragon sea creature thing and had to use some stock image to finish off the masterpiece.

The end is nigh, and filled with Bite +20 Winged Lions